BEWILDERED TEXAN

I got this email from a friend today. It was too good not to share...

While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim

extremist fall into the Rio Grande River; he was struggling to stay

afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling to stay afloat

because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If

they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in

distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland

Security.

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps... !!!!!